Everyone is ignorant about something. You, me, the neighbor, the person you buy coffee from on the way to work....everyone. However, it is seeming that more and more people are becoming more and more stupid about driving. Lets review a few items regarding driving, shall we?
First: If you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time...HANG UP THAT FUCKING CELL PHONE!!! More accidents are occurring because idiot drivers are yapping away and not paying attention to the road. People...you are driving a piece of metal and plastic that weighs close to (or over) one ton. If you aren't paying attention, that semi that out-weighs you by a factor of oodles (oodles = random double digit number) will drive over your expensive tiny import that you paid a lot of money for. AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT, MORON!!!! Either that, or you will kill someone. Hopefully yourself and remove your genes from the collective pool. You win the Darwin Award!
Yesterday, some idiotic lady started turning left at an intersection. Right in front of on-coming traffic. She was on her phone, and had the balls to actually look surprised when people were honking at her. I can't count the number of times someone blabbing away cruised right through a red light and almost hit another car.
Second: if the traffic lights at an intersection are totally out, TREAT IT LIKE A FOUR-WAY STOP, IDIOT!!! Don't blissfully cruise on through like you own the entire road (trust me, you don't). That is, unless you want a slightly delayed, yet rather interesting trip to the local emergency room. And you don't mind paying the tons of hospital bills that you will get from the people you injur by your stupidity. And your insurance rates going up (probably for the fifth or sixth time).
Third: I know that it's a complete and total surprise every year, but some people forget that yes it does indeed snow once in a while, but DON'T DRIVE 70 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY IN THE FUCKING SNOW AND GO 30 MILES AN HOUR IN THE RAIN!!! YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS!!!! It's because of idiots like you that there are wrecks on the freeway. I grew up in Seattle (rain capital of the nation, apparently), and know how to drive in the rain. People here in Ohio, I guess, forget every year, month and week, how to drive in falling water and decide to take it reeeeeeeaaaaal careful. However, in the winter, they go as fast as they do in the summer, and are actually surprised when they are suddenly facing the opposite way, on the other side of the freeway, upside down. I'm not saying they should drive 80 in the rain, but don't go 30 either.
I had an interesting encounter whilst walking the dog last night: I got brushed on the cheek by a bat. It was one of the softest touches I've ever been touched by. Softer than silk sheets, softer than a loving kiss by your partner. It lasted just a fraction of a second, so quick that at first I doubted it happened, but then the bat flew right in front of my eyes. I know some of you will recoil when you read this, but I thought it was just awesome. 
